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      <description>From reality TV mayoral campaigns to mentalist WHCD headliners to a hot dog car at prom, summer 2026 has delivered an absolute feast of human absurdity. Here&amp;#x2019;s what we&amp;#x2019;ve learned as a species.</description>
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      <description>A DUI traffic stop turned into a pool-party-with-lasagna invitation. The dashcam footage is magnificent.</description>
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      <description>Deep in a Welsh slate mine, 300 metres underground, wheels of Gouda and Cheddar are aging in total darkness. The temperature never wavers. The humidity is perfect. And the flavour is rewriting what we think cheese can be.</description>
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      <description>Someone in Coventry, Rhode Island, is throwing slices of cheese at moving cars on the highway. Police are investigating. TikTok is involved. America has peaked.</description>
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